Disclaimer: This post in no way is connected to you, Omar. The vehicle of the bad person is purely coincidental.

Dear lady in the maroon Ford Escape in tonight's northbound commute from the Moores Lane exit of Interstate 65,

You really suck. You are a terrible driver. Having a National Guard license plate is no consolation for your complete disdain for all things reasonable when operating a vehicle. Changing lanes in an intersection is illegal. Doing so without a signal is also illegal and unfortunately, these don't cancel each other out in some kind of weird two-illegals-make-a-legal parallel universe. Also, cutting as many people as possible in a dangerous manner isn't the kind of thing that will get you into a sweet 3 Doors Down commercial for the National Guard. Really, it just makes civilians wonder if they should be surprised there are so many tragic deaths resulting from friendly fire in warzones, not to mention that whole Abu Gharib issue.

To do so many irresponsible and dangerous things in literally about 30 seconds may seem impressive, but it's not. In the future, if you could try to not challenge yourself to see how many people you can piss off, we'd all appreciate it. So would our nerves, well-being and insurance premiums.

In closing, you're ugly, but you can't help that part.

Sincerely,

The rest of humanity