-Wasabi mayonnaise is in strong contention for THE condiment of 2009

-The Honda Ridgeline has to be the most hideous vehicle ever seen on roads. Furthermore, it's a Honda. Has this been covered before?

-Denver is a place worth getting excited about.

-The Cleveland Indians seriously need to get better. Last place is no good.

-Work pretty much sucks.

-Spring lasted approximately 11 days.

-People don't talk about politics any more. It's easier to not talk about it than removing pesky bumper stickers.

-The Food Network in HD is completely addictive. Just like eating.

-Comcast really sucks.

-Buying a new pair of sunglasses is strangely uplifting.

-Buying a house sounds great. Except the process of finding a house, then paying for it.