Ok, now something for the ladies...assuming all ladies are totally into Hollywood lead actors that look suspiciously alike. This was discussed a little last night at the cookout, but not to this extent. Is it really that hard to find a leading man that doesn't look like this? Apparently so. Go ahead and see if you can name these actors just at first glance. Of course, some are more distinct than others, but it really shouldn't be this hard. What happened to diversity in acting? There need to be more guys like Danny DeVito, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wesley Snipes and Lou Diamond Phillips these days.

Anyway, on with the little challenge, which probably won't be that hard for most of you...especially those of you that frequent Perez Hilton and TMZ (and you know who you are): )

Sometimes it's easy to "hide" someone on the Facebook newsfeed, but once those initial few people are seemingly gone forever, someone steps in and tries ever-so-hard to take their place. Just as a bit of a primer, here are some things that are almost guaranteed to earn a person a privileged spot on the "hidden" list:

-Status update once at least once an hour, even if just sitting at home or work doing nothing remarkable (this one is often combined with others below).

-Bragging. There's a fine line between being proud and this.

-Too much political/religious talk. Seriously, it's Facebook, not Meet The Press or The 700 Club. Some of the political talk has subsided since the presidential election and there may be several reasons for that, but since politics isn't so hip these days, it has started to fade. Then again, still once in a while, someone will make a completely blind statement about something like centralized healthcare or carbon emissions to restore a complete lack of hope in the Facebook generation's place in history. Who cares if the right decision is made, so long as you sound "informed" on your status update? You gotta do something to get those "likes this" thumbs up. Affirmation is very cathartic.

-Misspelled words. This is simply unacceptible for an adult.

- That whole "John Doe is." status update. OK, apparently this sometimes happens inadvertently when using Facebook Mobile or something along those lines, but it's still lame. Even lamer are the comments that say something like "how profound of you" or "how existential of you".

-People using Facebook as their sole means of social venting and self-analysis. This includes posing some serious emotions to Facebook. This would include stuff like "Jane Doe just doesn't know what to do with my life" or "John Doe is so tired of everyone thinking they can take advantage of me. I've had enough!" Then there's the ever-popular "Jane Doe is tired of all you haters. If you ever give the impression on Facebook that you potentially going to harm someone or yourself, the line has been crossed. It may be a cry for help, but it's also unfair to burden that kid you sorta knew in elementary school with your current issues.

-Booze talk. John Doe is Iam dronk. All this does is make people judge you...in a negative way.

-Excessive profanity. If you're actually taking the time to type it out, you probably need to exercise a little more restraint.

-Lots of CAPITALIZATION, as if to suggest that your status on Facebook is actually so important that it commands the full attention of anyone that reads it. Then once that person reads it, they're left only with the knowledge of what your cat is doing at the moment or how the rain makes to feel or what friend from college you're hanging out with tonight.

-Cheesiness (aka lameness, douchebaggery). This is hard to specifically define, but you definitely know it when you see it.

Ok, so that list got a little longer than planned, but it happens. A lot of other topics are potentially annoying, but you must consider the source. It's hard to fault a new mother for talking a lot about their baby, but there might should be an alternate Facebook for mommies to have mommy talk. That way they can have a place for uninterrupted sharing of projectile poop/puke stories, tips on teething, erratic sleep schedules and the general blessings of parenthood. Then there are newlyweds. It's so sweet that they are in love and excited about it, but nobody really cares about it being 243 days until your wedding if you told them yesterday it was 244 days. That is why you send out invitations to weddings. That way the right people know the right information and everyone else doesn't have to feel guilty for not caring in the least. The rest of the world is only interested in seeing the pictures after the fact so they can judge you and your wedding.

Facebook creates tough decisions inside your head about what you really think of someone. For the most part, you're friends with them on Facebook for a reason. Then you read some of their crap and you wish you weren't. Then you see them in person and you act happy and want to know what's going on. It's like you maintain an in-person relationship despite what's happening on Facebook. You would never say things like "nobody cares" or "you're so full of crap" to these peoples' faces, but on Facebook, you almost get a sense of satisfaction by clicking "Hide" on the newsfeed. It's like you can just make it all go away and in some small way, your own life is better, if for only a little while.

Mark Buehrle of the Chicago White Sox pitched a perfect game today. It was only the 18th of those in...THE HISTORY OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL. He didn't give up a hit, he didn't walk a batter and his defense didn't commit an error. That last bit is sort of a great aspect of a perfect game that is often overlooked. His defense also played a "perfect game" and their proficiency went a long way in ensuring Buehrle's accomplishment. They won't get quite the same amount of attention, though.

There is no better example than in the top of the 9th inning when Dewayne Wise caught a would-be homerun above the top of the fence, brought it back into the field of play before bobbling it momentarily and ultimately completing the catch. What makes this all the more remarkable is that he had just been brought in a few moments earlier as a defensive substitute. This catch was made against the first batter after his entrance. That's pretty crazy, but shows that Ozzie Guillen isn't completely crazy all of the time.

It must be nice to have a day at work summed up by the word "perfect". It also must be nice to make many thousands of dollars during that day at work. Buehrle had pitched a ho-hum run-of-the-mill no-hitter before, but nobody said he was perfect that day. Today he was. Nobody says an office worker was "perfect" sitting at a desk all day or a teacher delivered a "perfect" lecture. It's rare to find such a label for waiters, lawyers, spouses or friends, so thankfully Major League Baseball has only tossed the label around 18 times in 129 years.

Another way to fight the absence of any baseball on this "Black Wednesday" has been Carrie Brownstein's Monitor Mix blog at NPR. She was Sleater-Kinney, which were never a favorite band of this blog, but she's quite entertaining when featured on All Songs Considered and in her blog. This week she has taken on an interesting challenge, which while silly in premise, actually points out a fairly legitimate truth.

She's challenging herself to listen to Phish all week. Yes, this is one third of a formerly seminal indie/hip/fem-lib band listening to Phish for a week straight and not as a joke. She's doing it because she acknowledges that Phish have a very devout fanbase and a deep catalog of music, yet she doesn't really know anything about them, other than she can't really relate to those devout fans. The issue she is exploring rings very true, though. Phish is probably the band most reviled by some segments of the listening public simply because of who their fans are and what preconceived notions people have of a band, even if they've never heard a note of their music. Granted, not everyone can like Phish, just like not everyone can like any other act. But whereas most bands get some radio play or other mainstream outlet for people to base opinions on, Phish is judged pretty much on who wears their shirts and stickers, not to mention that one huge three-letter word: "jam".

It's sorta refreshing to read some of Carrie's posts so far, even though she hasn't really gotten around to talking about the music yet. This is a big of a let down since she is a musician and should be able to listen with a fairly discerning ear. She seems a bit hung up on what people will think or explaining for the 47th time that Phish are best known for their live concerts and live recordings, rather than studio albums. She did start a little bit of analysis in the most recent entry, but it'll be interesting to see if tomorrow yields a fair assessment of what she thinks of just humorous anecdotes about tonight's Phish listening party she's organized in Portland.

Well, the Major League Baseball All Star Game was last night. It appeared to be a decent game, well-played by both sides, ending at 4-3 in favor of the American League. None of that really matters, though. It didn't really accomplish what an All Star Game should. It definitely felt more like the NFL Pro Bowl than the NBA All Star Game. To clarify, the Pro Bowl is typically a very boring affair with the players that bothered to show up just ambling around the field in a basic haze of disinterest, while the NBA All Star Game is usually more of a spectacle with lots of scoring, excitement and demonstration of skills (other than defense, of course). The baseball All Star Game is pretty nice since it falls in the middle of the season (as it should) and features the Home Run Derby, along with some events that nobody really cares about.

The big problem with the All Star Game isn't really the game itself, it the fact that it falls in the middle of summer and is played on a Tuesday. As a result, Major League Baseball doesn't play games on the Monday before or Wednesday after, thus creating a three-day "All Star Break". The aforementioned Homerun Derby always takes place on Monday evening and the game is always on Tuesday, which leaves that Wednesday night (tonight, ehem) as a complete black hole. It's the middle of July and baseball is the only thing going (besides So You Think You Can Dance? and Harry Potter movies, of course.

The only other sports active right now are golf (the British Open starts tomorrow morning at about 4am local time), tennis (Wimbledon just ended), soccer (still soccer), cylcing (Tour de France currently happening) and auto racing (the biggest story in NASCAR right now is a driver on Meth). These aren't exactly suitable replacements for the sheer delight of spending a weeknight on the couch switching between the local broadcasts of multiple games via the MLB Extra Innings package.

This doesn't even address the matter of fantasy baseball. Three days of no games and no significant roster activity is a whole other nuisance and impetus for boredom. Let the record show that the 2009 version of "the worst day of the year in sports" resulted in a night full of Planet Earth watching.

Unfortunately a new (or maybe not so new) trend in behavior is taking over everyday life. Although it may sound like something out of Ghostbusters 2, there is an epidemic of negative emotions brought on by what can maybe only be labeled as "irresponsible adult behavior". For the sake of carpal tunnel prevention, you can just call it "IAD".

So yeah, IAD. What makes it unique? Well, the "A" is very important because it distinguishes this behavior from that of a child. Children are not physically, emotionally or intellectually developed, so there's a reason for irrational actions. Adults (for the most part) have lived life, had many varied experiences, been educated, interacted socially, etc. Therefore, it is only reasonable to assume that all of this has led to the cultivation of some amount of decency, consideration and responsibility. Sadly, such is not the case.

It may be too late. Dealing with people on an everyday basis might have very easily jaded many people to only expect the worst out of people and not really harbor any hope for a turnaround. It's not hard to see why this can happen. Basically, for whatever reason, some (most?) people have decided that the only way to be happy and have success in life is to intentionally disregard/disrespect/disparage others.

A typical day affords the opportunity to be the victim of the selfishness of others on many occasions. It can be anyone, from a careless coworker to the white trash in the next lane of traffic. It can be the mother of the uncontrollable child on an airplane or it can be the dude preparing your sandwich at Quizno's. It really doesn't matter and you never really know when someone is going to decide that they want to play the role at any given moment.

If more adults could actually take responsibility for their actions and their lives in general, IAD might not be such a problem. There's no reason it can't be better, but it'll take an unfair amount of humility on the part of those who choose to live up to the label of an adult. It's so hard to defer to the inmates running the asylum lately, but it's a good step toward actually making the situation better. However, that doesn't mean that transgressors should be excused for their actions. Laws still should be enforced (at least the important ones) and people should still be expected to uphold a certain standard of responsibility. So while there may not be a place for "eye for an eye" tactics, there is definitely a place making an example of offenders and pointing out when someone has carelessly failed to live up to their age, education and place in society.

So yes, honk those horns, roll those eyes and pass those judgments. Just be sure that you're right and there's a law or some basic tenet of decency to back you up. Don't turn it into you versus them, but rather them versus accountability.

By the way, there's no specific reason for this rant. Just something that has been coming to mind more than usual lately. That's probably not going to change anytime soon, though. Bummer.